if ( i.age = older && i.hair = losing && date = years(now()+many) ) { eval { you->me(any("Valentine", "birthday greetings", "bottle of wine")) } }
if ( until (time="02:45") { i->out() } ) { eval { door.lock(you) } } if ( i.age = 64 ) { eval { you->need(me) && you->feed(me) } }you.old++; if ( you.say("word") ) { i.staywith(you) } i.can( be.handy(), fuse.mend() if lights=="gone" ) you.can( sweater.knit( by.fireside), ride.go if time="Sunday mornings" ) while ( garden.doing() && weeds.digging() ) {eval { "for u in `sed 's/:.*//' /etc/passwd`; do ask $u 'more'; done" }} if ( i.age = 64 ) { eval { you->need(me) && you->feed(me) } } if ( cottage.rent() != "too dear" ) { summer.each( cottage.rent(); cottage.loc("Isle of Wight") )}we.scrimp() && we.save(); you.knee->add(@grandchildren = [ "Vera", "Chuck", "Dave" ]); you.message.postcard->send(me, "point of view");you.message.line->drop(me, "point of view") you.message.body = you.intent; you.message.closing = "Yours sincerely, wasting away"; you.give(answer, me) && you.fill(form) you = me.property(forevermore) if ( i.age = 64 ) { eval { you->need(me) && you->feed(me) } } #songsincode
- 2001
- Amelie
- Being John Malkovitch
- Big Trouble in Little China
- Blade Runner
- City of Lost Children
- Dr Strangelove
- Ferris Bueller's Day Off
- Fight Club
- Hard Days Night
- Holy Grail
- Princess Bride
- Raiders of the Lost Ark
- Star Wars [original]
- The Italian Job [60s version]
- ALL WORK AND NO PLAY MAKES MORTIMER A DULL BOY.
- Aw man, I shot Marvin in the finger. Sorry about that, Marvin, let's get that stitched up, okay pal?
- Badges? We don't have any badges!
- Badges? We forgot the badges!
- Carte diem. Table the day, boys. Kick it back to committee to talk it over and build a concensus for tomorrow.
- Entire script of 2001, A Space Odyssey: "Ook."
- Frankly my dear, I'm not terribly concerned.
- Frickin sharks! With frickin tasers on their heads!
- Go ahead, /usr/bin/make my day.
- "Good grief, the comedian's a lion." "No he's a'not, he's a'tellin' the truth! Also Kermit, I'm a bear, not a lion."
- I love the smell of nachos in the morning.
- I'm going to make him an offer that he should prove to find terribly compelling.
- I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and goddamnit I'm a motherfucking United States Senator. STEP.
- It's good to be the Queen.
- Jim, I have been, and always will be, your bottom. Live long, or prosper.
- Keep your friends close, and keep your enemies the hell away. Enemas you can keep close if you want.
- Life's a piece of shit, when you look for that. Wait, that doesn't quite rhyme, does it? What pronoun rhymes with shit?
- Luke, I am your third cousin twice removed. Hey, it's a big galaxy, it's a bigger deal than it sounds like.
- Meesa-think I've got a bad feeling about this.(George Lucas didn't need second drafts. Or so he believed.)
- Nobody puts Baby in a blender.
- "PC LOAD LETTER"? Hm, let me Google that. Ah, it just means "out of paper." Man HP are a bunch of idiots. Anyway, fixed.
- So said she all. Heh heh heh.
- Soylent Green is PH2Cu3NSO4!
- That's no moon, that's -- wait maybe it is a moon. Hm, just the one big crater seems kind of weird. Probably not a moon.
- "That's no moon, it's a space station!" "You think? I dunno, Chewie, maybe it is a moon, what do you think?" "Woooooof!"
- The Italian Job, Michael Caine's closing line: "Wait a minute, chaps, I've got... no, sorry, I got nothing. We're dead."
- The force may be with you, sometimes.
- The spice ought to flow!
- There must be some kinda way out of here. In-a-gadda-da-vida-baybee!
- They can stop us. We're on a mission from god.
- We're gonna have to nuke the site from Orbitz. It's the only way to be sure. Orbitz: For all your nuking needs™.
- We're gonna need a Uighur goat.
- What we have here are open lines of communication & mutual understanding. I'm glad we had this talk.
- "Which wallet is yours?" "Its the one with Elmo on it. Don't ask, my kids got it for me last Xmas. I'm sentimental OK?"
- With great power comes great utility bills. Stay in school, and get a job.
- Yo soy Adrian!
- Yo soy Spartacus!
- [All of Jack Sparrow's lines unchanged, but channelled via Boy George instead of Keith Richards.]
- [All of R2-D2's lines in English, spoken in the voice of Johnny 5 from "Short Circuit".]
- [All of Yoda's dialogue as we know it now, but in standard subject/verb/object order.]
- [All of the Look Who's Talking baby's lines unchanged, but with voiceovers by Michael Jackson instead of John Travolta.]
- 2LiveCrüe
- Albert Parsons Project
- Bachman Turner Neutral
- Bacterial Culture Club
- Black Eyed Pees
- Black Moldy Chili Peppers
- Carcinogenesis
- Chris Matthews Band
- Crosby, Stills, Nash, Young, McClatchey, Nguyen, Rochimbeau, Feldstein, Smith, Jones, Wong, Bush & Young
- Deaf Leopard
- Dinosaur III
- Dr. Teeth and The Photovoltaic Mayhem
- Fine Go
- Flock of Seasnakes
- Frankie Comes to Hollywood
- Fuschia Floyd
- Godspeed You Pink Emperor
- Google Bordello
- Grandwizard Flash
- Hüsker Düne
- Jane's Private Issue That She'd Rather Not Discuss In Public
- Jefferson Airplane. Wait. Starship. Wait. Damn.
- Kilometers Davis
- Metallic
- Notorious M.E.D.I.U.M.
- Nusmouse Fateh Ali Khan
- P.M.S. Dawn.
- Public Enema
- R.E.A.M.
- Secundus
- Sly & the Family Bone
- Steppenwoof. Steppenpup. Steppenpoop? Steppengulf?
- Stevie Curious
- The Beastie Boomers
- The Clash, "Sandwormista"
- The Eaglets
- The Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Mighty Bosstones
- The P-Funk All-Moons
- The Whom
- Then Again, They Might Not Be Giants
- Third Ear Tone Deaf
- Wheezer
- ZZ Bottom