3 posts from August 2009

if ( i.age = older && i.hair = losing && date = years(now()+many) ) {
    eval { you->me(any("Valentine", "birthday greetings", "bottle of wine")) }
} 

if ( until (time="02:45") { i->out() } ) { eval { door.lock(you) } }
if ( i.age = 64 ) { eval { you->need(me) && you->feed(me) } }

you.old++;
if ( you.say("word") ) { i.staywith(you) }

i.can( be.handy(), fuse.mend() if lights=="gone" )
you.can( sweater.knit( by.fireside), ride.go if time="Sunday mornings" )

while ( garden.doing() && weeds.digging() ) { 
    eval { "for u in `sed 's/:.*//' /etc/passwd`; do ask $u 'more'; done" } 
}
if ( i.age = 64 ) { eval { you->need(me) && you->feed(me) } }

if ( cottage.rent() != "too dear" ) {
    summer.each( cottage.rent(); cottage.loc("Isle of Wight") ) 
}
we.scrimp() && we.save();
you.knee->add(@grandchildren = [ "Vera", "Chuck", "Dave" ]);

you.message.postcard->send(me, "point of view");
you.message.line->drop(me, "point of view")
you.message.body = you.intent;
you.message.closing = "Yours sincerely, wasting away";

you.give(answer, me) && you.fill(form)
you = me.property(forevermore)
if ( i.age = 64 ) { eval { you->need(me) && you->feed(me) } }

#songsincode

Paul McCartney opens the show at Fenway Park with "Drive My Car"